The Autopsy, Performed
Send us the page. Within 3 business days you get a recorded 20-minute teardown of it plus a written triage sheet: every leak found, priced, and ranked by what pays fastest.
The free autopsy checklist hands you the scalpel. This is the version where the surgeon operates. You send the page (or the whole funnel), and we run the full 50-point examination on it with our own hands and our own instruments.
What comes back is not a generic report. It is a recorded teardown of YOUR page, narrated decision by decision, plus a written triage sheet that prices every leak we find and ranks the fixes by what pays fastest. The same diagnosis our retainer clients get, productized.
How it works: buy it, drop your URL and traffic context in the checkout form, and the delivery lands in your inbox within 3 business days. If the page is genuinely watertight, we will say so on camera. (It has happened. Twice.)
- A recorded video teardown of your actual page, decision by decision
- The full 50-point autopsy run by the people who wrote it
- A written triage sheet with every leak priced in monthly dollars
- A ranked fix order, so Monday morning already has a plan
